The English language has evolved over time, from the Queen’s English, to ‘Merican, to Newspeak. For anybody not up to speed, here’s how to interpret and translate it…
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Half Dollar’s Special Note To All Silver Bugs, Stackers And Other Smart Investors: Don’t expect ‘Ol Half Dollar to go cheerleading the so called “Wall Street” Apes “mainstream news coverage” because the Apes’ pumping of worthless penny stocks is still as strong as ever as far as I can tell.
So, can they “beat the market”?
No.
They can not.
Because they advocate extremely passionately for spoonfeeding the Beast by Gambling in the Rigged Casino.
Additionally, they heavily promote fake, phony silver advocates with ulterior motives, and I’m really trying to be polite here.
If you want to end the manipulative price suppression of silver, there is only one single way to do it: Starve the Beast.
There is no other way…
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(by Half Dollar) I’m not really inspired to write about the markets or the economy right now, and because I can only write if I’m inspired, instead, I thought I’d translate some Newspeak into plain-old English.
American English.
Not that Queen of England stuff, or that Queen of Australia stuff, or that Queen of Canada Stuff, or that Queen of Wherever stuff, but simply, English.
For I am, in fact, an expert in language.
So here are Biden’s approximate last five Tweets about the economy and/or the markets that are useful for demonstration purposes.
First things first, however: How does one even interpret and translate Newspeak in the first place?
There is only one single rule for interpreting and translating Newspeak into English: Use the opposite.
I’d call it the “The Golden Rule”, but since this is Newspeak we’re talking about, the correct name for the rule is actually “The Bitcoin Rule”.
Let’s begin.
Tweet One: Joe Deplorable, BOHICA.
Because “We need a more unjust tax system” and “we actually won’t be financially raping the top 1% as a means to that end!”.
Oh no.
The financial raping will be done to you, Joe Deplorable.
Tweet Two: It’s all about the slogan.
Uh, no.
That’s not your agenda.
That’s the Globalists’ agenda, which is not one person’s agenda, but the agenda of a group of vile, corrupt individuals, for which you happen to be a low-ranking member, but if we want to translate the “Build Back Better Agenda”, the correct translation would be the “Make Everything Worse Than Before Agenda”.
Bonus translation from the same Tweet: Nobody will be provided with any “paid family and medical leave” of any significance, much less 12 weeks, because America is collapsing, and that includes our society, our currency, our markets and our economy.
And yes, that means everybody, for Public “Servants” are about to understand what it means to be a Public Servant again.
Alternative bonus translation from the same Tweet: The 12 weeks of “paid family and medical leave” will be held at Camp FEMA, USA.
Tweet Three: If you like your Third World, you can keep your Third World.
Translation: The Party (the Federal government) is getting impatient waiting on, and anxiety about, the collapse, so to help ease the Party’s discomfort, as well as to give the Party something to do to pass the time when not sipping on margaritas on private beaches South of the border, the Party will incrementally micromanage more of every single thing, and especially energy and electricity, so get used to spotty, unreliable electricity at best, regardless of where one resides in America, and especially in the big cities.
Tweet Four: Ramping up the factory production of the Brainwashed Masses, the Walmart Zombies and the Sheeple.
This one is a little tricky to the non-expert such as I, or me, or whatever.
Indeed, Tweet Four is where the Thinking Person’s interpretation skills come into play as the context is what is more important towards the overall meaning.
Translation: 12 years of education is more than enough to compete in the 21st Century, but since The Globalists want to make everything worse in America, Globalists running the Federal government will offer even more public “education”, even though most people will either drop out before completing high school or will become even more functionally illiterate than they already are as a result of even more public education.
Remember: It’s not about “education” but “indoctrination”, which now takes anywhere up to 16 years to really produce the kind of premium, top quality Brainwashed Masses, Walmart Zombies and Sheeple that the Globalists desire.
Tweet Five: Joe Deplorable, BOHICA (yes, again).
This one is Micky Mouse easy!
It’s a gimme!
A no-brainer!
A freebie!
This is like, Newspeak 101 stuff here, but nonetheless, here’s the official translation: To lose the 21st century, to destroy America’s economy and to thrust Joe Deplorable and his family into Economic Misery and Financial Ruin, the Globalists need to further enrich themselves and their bestest buddies in Washington and on Wall Street at an even faster rate.
Bonus Tweet: Just die already.
Direct Translation: “Me, Jill, and the other Globalists are staying on top of asking Pure Evil to force Mother Nature to kill as many people as possible!”.
And finally, even though I already gave a Bonus Tweet, here’s one more Bonus Tweet, but it’s something I can’t even talk about.
Ugh…